April
About
Are you looking for a roommate who looks like a burnt marshmallow but feels like a cloud? Meet April, the softest Tortie you’ll ever pet. Before you apply, please review her unique, factory-certified specifications: The Features The Sound System: April doesn’t "meow." That’s for basic cats. Instead, she comes equipped with a high-pitched squeak toy mechanism. Did she see a bird? Squeak. Is it breakfast? Squeak. Are you still sleeping? Squeak. Aerodynamic Steering: Her left ear is slightly bent and permanently leans to the right. We like to think she’s really into dabbing, she’s constantly trying to pick up satellite radio, or maybe she’s just perpetually confused by your life choices. The Turbo Button: Do not be fooled by her super soft plush exterior. April possesses a V8 engine fueled entirely by treats. She loves zoomies. One minute she’s napping, the next she is a tortie-colored blur defying the laws of gravity across your living room rugs. The Solitary Sovereign: April has a strict "No Out-Shining Me" policy. She must be the only animal in the kingdom. Other cats? Absolutely not. Dogs? Don't make her laugh. She demands 100% of the attention, 100% of the time (when she wants it). The Loading Screen: She’s a bit shy at first. When you bring her home, she will likely activate "Stealth Mode" and hide. Do not panic. Once her internal calibration is complete, she will warm up and officially claim you as her property. WARNING: Side effects of adopting April include extreme attachment, loss of personal space, and sudden urges to buy her expensive toys she will ultimately ignore in favour of a cardboard box. If you are ready to surrender your heart and your lap to a squeaking, drifting tortie, apply to adopt April today! ***ADOPTION INFORMATION: The adoption fee of $295 per feline includes a veterinary exam, parasites treatment, spay/neuter, vaccination and microchip. The adopter will be responsible for the first, second and third sets of vaccinations if they haven't already been administered. In foster care, by appointment. Free 30 Days Trupanion Pet Insurance Coverage
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